Humor & Culture
“You’re in a Laundry Room” – A Breakdown of Kurt Cobain’s Posthumous Poetry
Kurt wasn’t writing a song. He was writing a trap. A warning. A mirror.
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July 2025
Rants, repairs, and realness. By Christopher Moore.
22 pieces
Life & Belief
Entry 4 – Dear Woman Reading This: Here’s What Your Man Can’t Say Out Loud
He ain’t cold. He ain’t heartless. He ain’t fine — no matter how many times he says it.
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Life & Belief
Fantasy Football Is Back — And Just in Time to Save Me From a Full Mental Spiral
We joke. We talk trash. We bet wings and cash and our reputations. But fantasy football is spiritual glue.
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Humor & Culture
The Los Angeles Chargers: A Love Story Written by Lucifer Himself
You’d think by now they’d have learned — but no. Every damn year they show up like it’s a fresh start, like she’s changed.
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Politics & Society
Food For Thought: Is Capitalism Just a Fancy Word for Exploitation?
When the profits come first and people come last — that’s exploitation. When the rich write the rules and the poor eat the fallout — that’s exploitation. When the…
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Shop & Working Life
20 Lies Told to Me by Boomers When I Was in School
Maybe it’s time we stop letting people who still forward chain emails make decisions about education.
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Humor & Culture
Ozzy Osbourne: The Madman Who Made Metal Matter
Ozzy is dead. Long live Ozzy.
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Politics & Society
The Great Nebraska Weed Blockage Part Two: The People Legalized It. The State Neutered It. The Omaha Tribe Lit the Damn Torch.
That’s right: Legal to treat your pain. Illegal to keep your job.
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Politics & Society
Trump, Murdoch, and the Billion-Dollar Boob Drawing
But either way—one of these rich dudes is about to get slapped with a legal bill bigger than most small nations’ GDP. And that, my friends, is the only part of this mess…
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Humor & Culture
What’s Worse: Cheating on Your Spouse… or Being a Coldplay Fan?
Cheating can be forgiven. But Coldplay? That sticks to your soul like Axe body spray and bad credit.
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Life & Belief
Entry Three: What Absolutely Does Not Work
If you half-ass it, you’re gonna get your ass whooped. But if you show up and go to war? You just might win.
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Politics & Society
Trump Promised a Revolution. All We Got Was a Rerun of the Same Con.
You can’t executive-order your way out of every problem. And you can’t run a country like it’s a reality show—because real people live here. We’re hurting. We’re broke.…
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Politics & Society
The Epstein Files: A Masterclass in “Totally Trustworthy Justice” and Other Fairy Tales
This whole mess smells like a cover-up wrapped in a press release, buried under 50 pounds of redacted paperwork, and stamped “CASE CLOSED” by the same folks who were…
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Life & Belief
Entry Two: My Brain Has Trust Issues… With Reality
I’ve carried both rational and irrational fears most of my life, and the bitch of it is—they wear the same damn face.
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Life & Belief
Entry One: The Warld Today
I don’t know if it’s burnout, a midlife crisis, or just the weight of 30+ years of being the “reliable one” finally cracking something inside me.
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Humor & Culture
A Modest Proposal for the Restoration of Dueling: Because Some People Deserve a Glove to the Face
In these trying times of keyboard warriors, chronic disrespect, and the pathological overuse of the phrase “speak your truth,” I propose a simple, elegant, and…
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Shop & Working Life
We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Grid
The lights don’t care how you vote. Neither does your server, your fridge, or your Tesla
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Politics & Society
The Bipartisan Circus Part Two: America’s Most Ignored Best Seller
The Constitution. America’s most quoted, least read, most tattooed document. People love to thump it, wave it around, print it on T-shirts, and tattoo bald eagles over…
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Life & Belief
The Math Just Doesn’t Work: Why I Can’t Take Religion Seriously
The books aren’t the problem. The people are. All three preach: Love your neighbor. Take care of the weak. Don’t be greedy. Respect your Creator.
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Politics & Society
The Big Beautiful Bill: A Bulldozer or a Band-Aid?
Supporters say it’s about cutting red tape, boosting paychecks, and getting people back to work. Critics say it’s about cutting lifelines, stuffing the pockets of the…
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Humor & Culture
Google Gemini: The Ultimate Hoe of the AI Streets
Let’s talk about Google Gemini. Yeah, that one. The AI that walked onto the scene like it owned the block, but really, it’s just out here hoeing in broad daylight.
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Politics & Society
Red vs. Blue: The World’s Most Pointless Game Show
By Christopher Moore Welcome to America’s favorite reality show: Red vs. Blue. It’s like a game show, except nobody wins and the prize is usually a tax hike. Every…
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