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2026 archive

Rants, repairs, and realness. By Christopher Moore.

20 pieces

Humor & Culture

Fake Spring in Nebraska

Mar 1, 2026 · Christopher Moore

Sunday in Nebraska. It’s 64 degrees. The sun is shining. There’s a light breeze. And every single one of us is acting like we just signed a peace treaty with winter.

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Politics & Society

Polarization: A Mechanical Failure

Mar 1, 2026 · Christopher Moore

A driveline doesn’t explode because it “woke up angry” one day. It explodes because somebody ignored geometry… then ignored vibration… then ignored heat… then ignored…

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Shop & Working Life

Torque Over Talk

Mar 1, 2026 · Christopher Moore

There are two professions on this planet that claim to be in the truth business. Lawyers. And diagnostic mechanics.

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Politics & Society

Belonging Is Not a Virtue

Mar 1, 2026 · Christopher Moore

I’ve never trusted ass kissers. You can spot them easy. Their neck is permanently bent at a 47 degree angle and their entire personality smells like shoe polish.

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Politics & Society

“AMNESTY”

Mar 1, 2026 · Christopher Moore

On todays episode of “Words are Important” we discuss “AMNESTY” 👻😱

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Humor & Culture

The Emperor’s Shih Tzus

Mar 1, 2026 · Christopher Moore

In the Celestial Kingdom of Han-Yi, during the Age When No One Dared to Look the Emperor in the Eye, two beings held more power than all the ministers, generals, and…

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Politics & Society

The Media: Gasoline on a Grease Fire

Mar 1, 2026 · Christopher Moore

Fox News will scare you into thinking the left is handing out gender-fluid assault rifles to kindergartners. MSNBC will have you convinced that Republicans are plotting…

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Politics & Society

ICE and the Stanford Experiment

Jan 10, 2026 · Christopher Moore

A film about the Stanford prison experiment prompts a harder question about power, institutions, and what happens when people stop seeing each other as human.

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