Politics & Society
The Machiavellian States of America: Not Sun Tzu. Machiavelli.
Everyone loves to quote The Art of War when they talk about American politics. Sounds smart. Ancient. Noble. Wrong book.
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March 2026
Rants, repairs, and realness. By Christopher Moore.
14 pieces
Humor & Culture
Fake Spring in Nebraska
Sunday in Nebraska. It’s 64 degrees. The sun is shining. There’s a light breeze. And every single one of us is acting like we just signed a peace treaty with winter.
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Politics & Society
Polarization: A Mechanical Failure
A driveline doesn’t explode because it “woke up angry” one day. It explodes because somebody ignored geometry… then ignored vibration… then ignored heat… then ignored…
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Shop & Working Life
Torque Over Talk
There are two professions on this planet that claim to be in the truth business. Lawyers. And diagnostic mechanics.
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Politics & Society
Belonging Is Not a Virtue
I’ve never trusted ass kissers. You can spot them easy. Their neck is permanently bent at a 47 degree angle and their entire personality smells like shoe polish.
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Life & Belief
Football, the Only Religion That Never Left Me
Football isn’t just a game to me. It isn’t a hobby. It isn’t something I casually watch on Sundays. Football is a constant. A ritual. A calendar that kept turning even…
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Politics & Society
“AMNESTY”
On todays episode of “Words are Important” we discuss “AMNESTY” 👻😱
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Life & Belief
Quarter Century for The Corps
Two hundred and fifty years ago, a few stubborn bastards sat in a smoky Philadelphia tavern and decided to make history.
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Politics & Society
The Ballrooms That Bind Us: How a $300 Million Dance Floor Will Save America
Critics are whining that maybe $300 million could’ve gone to housing, hospitals, or mental health. But no, no, no. That’s small-minded thinking. This is trickle-down…
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Politics & Society
The MAGA Continental Army
It began, as all great American tragedies do, with a press conference.
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Humor & Culture
The Emperor’s Shih Tzus
In the Celestial Kingdom of Han-Yi, during the Age When No One Dared to Look the Emperor in the Eye, two beings held more power than all the ministers, generals, and…
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Shop & Working Life
Go Gen Z: The System Didn’t See This Coming
See, what happened was — contrary to popular belief — the “next generation” didn’t get dumber. Nope. They just kept getting smarter. Much smarter, even while parents got…
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Politics & Society
The Media: Gasoline on a Grease Fire
Fox News will scare you into thinking the left is handing out gender-fluid assault rifles to kindergartners. MSNBC will have you convinced that Republicans are plotting…
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Politics & Society
Gun-Toting, Tree-Hugging Real Talk
Most of us just want common sense. We want our rights, our freedom, and our planet to still be here when our kids grow up.
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